Attention!
Mr President. General.
Welcome to Area 51. Please follow me.
We're now 24 floors beneath the surface...
..and, uh... here's our main research facility.
- Let's see it. - Sorry, sir, it's a clean room. It's static free...
Open... the door.
Yes, sir.
My God.
Why the hell wasn't I told about this place?
Two words, Mr President. Plausible deniability.
I don't understand. Where does all this come from?
How do you get funding for something like this?
You don't actually think they spend $20,000 on a hammer,...
..$30,000 on a toilet seat, do you?
Mr President, this is Dr Okun.
He has headed up the research department on this project for the last 15 years.
How do you do?
Mr President!
Wow!
Uh... This...
What a pleasure!
As you can imagine, they...
They don't let us out much.
I can understand that.
Well!
I guess you'd like to see the big tamale, huh?
Follow me.
She's a beaut, ain't she?
As you can see from the repairs, we've been trying to put her back together since the '60s.
You've had this for 40 years and you know nothing about 'em?
Oh, hell, no.
No, no, no, no. We know tons about 'em.
But the neatest stuff...
The neatest stuff has only happened in the last few days.
We can't duplicate their type of power so we've never been able to experiment.
But since these guys started showing up, all the little gizmos inside turned on.
The last 24 hours have been really exciting!
Exciting? People are dying out there.
Exciting isn't the word I'd choose to describe it!
You guys are hoping to fly this thing, huh?
You said you can repair their technology.
- Can you tell us anything useful about them? - Oh, yeah. Well, I mean...
They're not all that dissimilar from us.
Breathes oxygen, comparable tolerances to heat, cold.
Probably why they're interested in our planet.
Hey...
Hey.
You guys wanna see 'em?
Uh, this is...
This is the vault.
Or, as some of us have come to call it,...
..the freak show.
When we found 'em,...
..they were wearing some sort of biomechanical suits.
Once we got 'em off, we learned a great deal about their anatomy.
Eyes, ears,...
..no vocal chords.
We assume they communicate with each other by some other means.
You're obviously not thinking about hand signals and body language.
No, it's some kind of extrasensory perception. Telepathy.
So...
It's an organic life form.
Can they be killed?
Their bodies are just as frail as ours.
These two died in the crash.
This one a few weeks later.
You just... have to get through their technology, which is,...
..I'm sorry to say, far more advanced.
David,...
..you unlocked part of their technology.
- You cracked the code. - No, no. All I did was stumble on their, um...
..signal. I don't know how, uh... helpful I can be.
Why don't you show him what you've discovered so far?
Figure out what they haven't thought of yet.
We'll see if you're as smart as we all hope you are.
What code?
Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps.
I'm sorry, Captain. You don't have clearance.
OK. Come here.
You wanna see my clearance?
- Maybe I'll just leave this here with you. - Let 'em pass.
- Let 'em pass! - Get the hell out of the way!
Did you see that?
Come on down.
Watch your step.
Well, obviously this cockpit was designed to seat three.
Though how they sat on them, I don't know.
Gently.
- Uh... You see these gizmos flashing? - Yeah.
We've been workin' around the clock trying to get a fix on all this.
Some stuffwe figured out right away.
Uh... This we're pretty sure is the life support for the cabin.
And, uh... this doohickey is connected to...
Oh... Well, it was connected to the engine. Here, take that, will ya?
Uh... These configurations... uh...
Well... To be honest, we don't know what the hell this crap is.
But this is clearly what they use to guide and navigate their craft.
Ha-ha! Neat, huh?
Uh, could somebody grab my laptop there? Can I just have the computer inside?
What?
These patterns are repeating sequentially, like their countdown signal.
They're using that frequency for computer communications.
See? That's how they're coordinating their ships.
You know...
You're really starting to make us look bad.
They got one! They got one alive!
- They got one - alive! - Jesus!
Uh... You'll be OK by yourself, Dave?
Fine.
Uh... Don't touch anything.
Everybody's always telling me not to touch anything.
Oh! It's all wet...
Right here! He's in the back of the pickup.
General, sir. Captain Steven Hiller, United States Marine Corps.
Guess who's comin' to dinner!
I need a doctor. I need a doctor!
Oh, boy! How long has he been unconscious?
- About three hours. - Let's get him in containment.
My son... he's very sick. He needs immediate attention!
He's drying out. I want him sprayed down with saline.
He has a problem with his adrenal cortex! Please!
If you don't do something right now, my son will die!
- Just help him! - Okay. O'Haver, Miller, you come with us.
You... take us to him, OK? Let's go.
All right! Move it, move it, move it!
As the former head of the CIA, you knew about this place.
- When were you planning to inform us? - It had been deemed classified.
You should have told us about this when they first arrived!
You should have warned us before we launched a counterattack...
..that cost the lives of hundreds of our pilots!
We could not have known that our fighters would have been that ineffective!
Mr President.
The little bit of information we have comes directly into this room.
Atlanta, Chicago, and Philadelphia.
Destroyed.
NATO and Western Allied installations were the first to be taken out.
Then we were hit.
They knew exactly where and how to hit us.
- And our forces? - We're down to 15%.
If you calculate the time it takes to destroy a city and move on,...
..we're looking at the worldwide destruction of every major city...
..in the next 36 hours.
We're being exterminated.
Mr President!
This is Captain Steven Hiller.
- Captain. - Mr President.
Well done.
- Where is it now? - It's isolated in the containment lab, sir.
I'd like to go see it.
General, I'm really anxious to get back to El Toro.
Hasn't anyone told you?
El Toro has been completely destroyed.
- We were lucky. - Yeah!
Today was the first time I used the subway.
Thank God for the Metro Rail.
These should last us a while.
Don't move. I'll get it for you. Stay still.
He's your son?
He's my angel.
Was his father stationed here?
Nah, he, uh...
He wasn't his father.
But I was kinda hopin' he wanted the job, though.
- So what do you do for a living? - I'm a dancer.
Oh... Ballet...
No. Exotic.
Oh... Sorry.
Don't be. I'm not.
It's good money. Besides...
..my baby's worth it.
Dylan! Come here.
I want you to meet the First Lady.
- Hello. - Hi.
I didn't know that you'd recognised me.
Well, I didn't want to say nothin'.
I voted for the other guy.
- Life-support monitors recording. - So ifwe screw up, it's all on tape.
Come on, come on.
Let's get this biomechanical suit off.
Put the spreader right here, along the ridge.
Microprobe thingamajig goes right here. Pick there. Good.
All right, now spread it very, very gently.
Let me get in.
Gentle, gentle, that's it.
Run this right in...
All right. OK.
Let's proceed.
Now comes the... the really icky part.
Ugh!
Oh, boy.
This is one smelly, disgusting...
Oh, look at it.
It doesn't look alive, does it?
The arm is moving.
- Agh! - Doctor? Doctor?
Doctor?
- Agh! - Don't move!
Dr Okun?
Release... me.
- Open the door. Get him out! - No, wait.
Release me.
I know there is much we can learn from each other...
..if we can negotiate a truce.
We can find a way to coexist.
Can there be a peace between us?
Peace...
No peace.
What is it you want us to do?
Die.
Die!
Mr President.
- Is that glass bulletproof? - No, sir.
- Are you all right? - I saw...
..his thoughts.
I saw what they're planning to do.
They're like locusts.
They're moving from planet to planet.
Their whole civilisation.
After they've consumed every natural resource, they move on.
And we're next.
Nuke 'em.
Let's nuke the bastards.
Just my luck. No ice.
I take it you've heard?
Hey, toast.
To the end of the world.
He didn't come to this decision lightly.
He didn't have any other choice.
Well, you still believe in him.
Well, he's a good man.
Whoa...
He'd better be. You left me for him.
Or, you know... for your career.
You know, it wasn'tjust my career.
It was the biggest opportunity of my life.
I wanted my life to make a difference. I wanted my life to mean something.
And, um... I wasn't, um...
..ambitious enough for you?
David, you could have done anything you wanted. Research, development...
Honey, I was happy where I was.
Haven't you ever wanted to be part of something special?
I was part of something special.
Well, if it makes any difference,...
..I never stopped loving you.
But that wasn't enough, was it?
Let's pick it up, man. Let's go!
Let's pick it up, man! We're on a tight schedule!
Pick it up, man!
Pick it up!
What the hell are you doin'? Get outta there!
I got something I gotta handle. I'm borrowin' it.
No, you're not, sir.
Do you really wanna shoot me?
Just tell 'em I hit you.
Command, this is Retal Op.
Squadron is in the air. We are on station and awaiting instructions.
Break formation. Head to targets.
Sir.
They're breaking formation.
- We're initiating sequence code. - Verification: Alpha Zulu six eight niner.
Which city will be reached first?
Houston, Texas. ETA, six minutes and counting down.
- Houston. - The major cities have been deserted.
Civilian casualties should be down to a minimum.
Command, this is Neighbourhood Watch.
We are in position.
Tracking monitors are locked on.
We are going to visual recon.
Roger.
- We have confirmation. - Launch code confirmed.
Alpha Zulu six eight niner, standing by.
Laser targeting.
Locked on.
We're locked on, sir. Do you wish to deploy?
Mr President, if you wish to deploy, the time is now.
- Mr President? - Deploy.
That's a go. Alpha Zulu six eight niner.
Here we go.
Bird's away.
We have visual confirmation of the missile. It's on target.
Approaching.
May our children forgive us.
Five seconds to impact. Three, two,...
..one.
Oh, yeah! It's a hit!
Get down! Get down!
Can we confirm that the target was destroyed?
Get the tank commander. Confirm the target was destroyed.
Yes, sir!
- Red Arrow, Alpha 9723. Can you read?
- Repeat. You're breaking up. - We have lost visual.
Roger that. We're looking for confirmation.
- We got the bastards. - Yeah!
Good job, everyone! Congratulations.
Commander, do you have visual? We need visual confirmation.
Has the target been destroyed?
Negative.
Target remains.
I repeat, targetremains.
(sighs) Call the other planes back.
One of the bombers might have more luck. We shouldn't just give up on this!
I said call them back!
- Abort. - Abort mission.
Issue the abort codes right away. This is an abort, full abort. Do you read?
(Hiller) Jasmine!
You're late!
You know I like to make an entrance.
- Where are we going? - Through there, sir.
Mr President. Your wife is resting comfortably for the moment.
- Perhaps if we had gotten to her earlier... - Hey, there she is! Go on!
- She doesn't look too good. - Your wife is bleeding internally.
- Perhaps if we'd gotten to her earlier... - What are you saying?
We can't stop the bleeding.
If we'd...
There's nothing we can do for her.
We were worried. We didn't know where you were.
You've gotten bigger, I think.
I did?
You just keep growing and growing.
I can't...
Hey.
Can you, uh, wait outside for a little bit so Mom can get a rest?
Hey, come on, Munchkin.
I'm so sorry that I didn't come home when you asked me to.
Oh...
It's OK.
The doctors...
..think that you're...
..gonna be just fine.
Liar.
Is Mommy sleeping now?
Yeah.
Mommy's sleeping.
Hey.
David!
- What the hell are you doing? - I'm makin' a mess!
Yeah. This I can see.
We gotta burn this toxic waste,...
..pollute the air and rip up the ozone!
Cos maybe if we screw this planet up enough,...
..they won't want it any more.
Wait, wait, wait. David, David.
- Don't do this to yourself. Listen to me. - I'm listening.
Everyone loses faith at some point in their life.
David! Even myself.
I haven't spoken to God since your mother died.
You see, sometimes...
..we have to remember what we still have.
Like what?
Well... you still have your health.
David, David, you need your rest.
Come on! Get off this freezing floor before you catch cold. Come on!
- What did you just say? - About faith?
- Well, you see, a man... - No, no, no.
- No, the other part. - What? What? I don't want you to catch cold.
Dahhh!
What is that? What is the matter with you?
- Genius. - Genius?
My dad. A total genius.
Jerry, wake up.
We got work to do. Get everybody down here right away.
Look at that!
Wow! Does that thing really fly in outer space?
- It most certainly does. - Sure doesn't look like it.
They're here.
- All right, what's this all about? - I have no idea.
Get everybody off.
Right, everybody. Clear the platform. Let's go.
Major Mitchell.
- Do you have a pistol? - What?
- Have you got a gun? - Sergeant, your sidearm.
See that, uh... Coke can on top of the alien craft?
Think you can shoot that thing off?
Do it. Shoot it.
- Sir? - Go ahead.
What the hell are you doing?!
I'm sorry. My fault, my fault.
You see, that Coke can was protected by the craft's shield.
- We can't penetrate it. - We know. What's your point?
My point is, if we can't beat their defences, then we gotta get around them.
Major. One more time... Any time.
- How did you do that? - I gave it a cold.
I gave it a virus. A computer virus.
Are you telling us you can send out a signal...
..that will disable all their shields?
That's right. Just like they used our satellites against us,...
..we can use their own signal against them.
If we plant a virus into that mother ship,...
..it's gonna filter down into all the corresponding ships below.
I'm sorry. I don't understand.
How exactly do we infect the mother ship with this virus?
We're... We're gonna, uh...
..have to... um... fly their alien craft out of our atmosphere and dock with it.
We can enter here, as shown in these satellite photos.
We then upload the virus, set off some kind of explosion which'll disable it.
That'll disorient the smaller ships below and that could buy you some time to, uh...
to... take 'em... take 'em out. Take 'em down.
Do your... Do your stuff.
- This is ridiculous! - How long would their shields be down?
Uh... I dunno. A matter of minutes.
You want us to coordinate a worldwide counterstrike...
..with a window of a few minutes?
- With shields down, it might be possible. - Oh, please!
We don't have the manpower or the resources to launch that kind of a campaign!
Not to mention that this whole cockamamie plan...
..depends on a machine that no one in this world is qualified to operate.
I wouldn't say that, sir.
I've seen them in action. I'm aware of their manoeuvring capabilities.
With your permission, General, I'd like the opportunity to try.
That thing is a wreck.
It crash-landed back in the '50s.
We don't even know if it's capable off lying!
Jim, uh... remove the clamps.
Any questions?
Let's do it.
All right, you heard the President...
- Good luck, pilot. - Thank you, Mr President.
A virus.
Your idea.
That's right.
Do you really think you can fly that thing?
Do you really think you can do all that bullshit you just said?
Whoo!
I understand you are upset over your wife's death.
But that's no excuse for making another fatal mistake.
No, my mistake was to appoint a snivelling weasel like you as Secretary of Defense.
- You don't understand! - However...
..that is one mistake I am thankful to say that I don't have to live with.
- Mr President... - Mr Nimsiki,...
..you're fired.
Let's organise every plane we can find and get us some goddamn pilots to fly 'em.
Yes, sir.
He can't do that.
Well, he just, uh... did.
Command has attempted to list casualties and losses, but information is sketchy.
We know we've lost the Belgian contingent in the Sinai.
There's a strong possibility reinforcements are hiding in the Golan Straits.
- What the hell's he saying? - They're getting a signal. Old Morse code.
It's from the Americans.
They want to organise a counter offensive!
It's about bloody time! What do they plan to do?
We have confirmed reports of combat-ready divisions...
- ..in Europe, the Middle East, and Asia. - Impressive. Considering it's all done with...
Morse code.
- The armed forces here? - We have sufficient aircraft, but...
- But what? - Pilots are comin' up short.
Well, then, find 'em.
Ham radio operators from New York to Japan trade rumours of military forces in hiding,...
..unwilling to reveal themselves for fear of annihilation...
We're planning to launch a counteroffensive.
With our depleted manpower,...
..we're asking that anyone with flight experience come forward.
Military training is preferable, but anyone who can fly would be useful.
I can fly. I'm a pilot.
All right, guys! Listen up!
Pay attention. These F-18s are very different than the jets you piloted.
- It's strong. - Forgive the expression,...
..but this is a crash course in modern avionics.
- Keep it comin'. - OK, you got it!
All right, listen up. Before we begin,...
..we need some background information on your experience.
Let's start with you.
Who, me?
Well, I'm, uh, Russell Casse, sir.
And, uh... after 'Nam, I got into crop-dusting.
And, uh... been doing that ever since.
On a personal note, sir, I'd just like to add that, uh...
..ever since I was kidnapped by aliens 10 years ago,...
..I have been dyin' for some payback.
I just want you to know that, uh... I won't let you down.
You have one tactical nuclear missile...
..we're loading into this launcher under the right wing.
This is the firing mechanism.
It'll be attached to the ship's main console.
Just like the Amraam launch pad on a Stealth.
Except the nuke will not detonate at impact.
You'll have 30 seconds to get your asses out of there.
Good luck, gentlemen.
30 seconds.
It's the strongest radio transmitter we had. It'll tell us when you've uploaded the virus.
30 seconds. Don't you think that's cutting it too close?
We're gonna be well on our way back home before we shoot that thing off.
Why you? David!
I don't... I don't understand...
..why you can't show someone else how to plant the virus.
No, no. Something may go wrong.
I may have to think quickly, adjust the signal.
Who knows? Hey, you know how I'm always trying to save the planet?
Here's my chance.
Now he gets ambitious.
- It's too tight. - Well, I had to borrow it. Let me see.
OK. All right, I guess that's good enough.
So. How do I look?
Oh, thank you. You're a lot of help.
- You're late! - Well, you know me.
I know. You like to make a big entrance.
Listen. Before we do this, I just wanna say I'm sorry.
Sorry for what, babe?
I should have done this a long time ago.
- Do you have the ring? - Uh... Yes, sir.
- Here, make yourself useful. - Ow!
Witnesses?
Um...
- We got hung up. - Well, let's get this show on the road.
Dearly beloved, we're gathered here in the sight of God...
..and in the presence of these witnesses...
..to join this man and this woman in holy matrimony.
Any person who can show good cause why these two should not wed,...
..please speak now or for ever hold your peace.
Steve, will you take this woman to be your wedded wife,...
..to live together with her in the holy state of matrimony?
Will you love her, comfort her, honour and keep her in sickness and in health,...
..and, forsaking all others,...
..keep yourself only for her as long as you both shall live?
I will.
Whoo!
Good morning.
They're a little young.
That they are.
They look a little nervous.
I need all flight crews to report to their designated areas.
- Major. Can I borrow that? - Sir.
Good morning.
In less than an hour,...
..aircraft from here will join others from around the world.
And you will be launching the largest aerial battle in the history of mankind.
Mankind.
That... word should have new meaning for all of us today.
We can't be consumed by our petty differences any more.
We will be united in our common interest.
Perhaps it's fate that today is the Fourth of July.
And you will once again be fighting for our freedom.
Not from tyranny, oppression or persecution.
But from annihilation.
We're fighting for our right to live.
To exist.
And should we win the day,...
..the Fourth of July will no longer be known as an American holiday,...
..but as the day when the world declared in one voice,...
.."We will not go quietly into the night!"
"We will not vanish without a fight!"
"We're going to live on!"
"We're going to survive!"
Today, we celebrate our Independence Day!
Yeah!
- Let's go! - Mr President. Right this way, sir.
- I've got your gear over here. - Good luck!
I've got you a jumpsuit and your gear is here. You've got your choice of helmets.
Mr President, I'd sure like to know what you're doing.
I'm a combat pilot, Will.
I belong in the air.
OK, sir. Let's get you airborne.
As soon as I get back, we're gonna light those fireworks, right?
Here. Take these.
Just in case.
Where's... Where's...
Just in case.
I'm very proud of you.
Be careful, OK?
It's time.
I love you.
Oh, damn! Wait a minute, wait a minute.
- We gotta find some cigars. I can't... - Here! Here!
Take these. My last two.
You are a lifesaver.
Almost put a hex on the whole damn thing!
- Missile launch. - Oh, crap!
What do I hit? Which one?
I picked a hell of a day to quit drinkin'.
This is our victory dance.
Not until the fat lady sings.
Oh. Yes, OK.
This is important.
Fat lady. I gotcha.
Open launch tunnel.
Shaky, huh? Is it gonna do this the whole way?
Make sure your seat backs are in their upright position.
Yeah. Is it?
Let's rock'n'roll.
Ohh!
Oops.
Oops? What does that mean?
No, I got it. Some jerk didn't put the thing...
What do you mean, saying "oops" there?
What do you say we try that one again, huh?
Yes, yes. Yes, without the "oops".
That away!
I have got to get me one of these!
- No, no. What was that? Don't do that! - Just tryin' to get a feel for the old girl.
No, no, don't. Leave her alone.
- Look, no hands! - Steve!
- You're all secure, sir. - Grey, do you read me?
Roger, Eagle One. Your primary target has shifted course.
- Which way they headed? - I think our secret's out.
They're headed straight for us.
ETA, 26 minutes.
You still with me over there?
What the hell was I thinking? Ohh!
I've been waiting for this my whole life.
Head straight for it.
- What the hell...? - Don't touch 'em. Don't, don't!
I was counting on this.
They are bringing us in.
- When the hell was you gonna tell me? - Oops.
We've got to work on our communication.
We have visual.
Do not engage until we've confirmed...
- ..the package has been delivered. - Roger.
Major, what happens ifthat thing gets here...
..before the virus is planted?
This facility's buried deep within a mountain.
- It should provide us some protection. - Great.
What about the people outside?
Lieutenant Sell? We got incoming.
Oh, my God.
Look at that.
There must be thousands of 'em.
Millions of 'em. What the hell are they doing?
Looks like they're preparing an invasion.
Hey, I don't like this! This is stupid. They can see us.
No, no. This thing comes fully loaded.
AM/FM radio, reclining bucket seats and...
..power windows.
Come on, baby.
We're in.
Do it. Do it.
Do it.
Sir, he's uploading the virus.
Eagle One, the package is being delivered.
Stand by to engage.
Roger. Eagle One, check left.
Listen up! We have an emergency situation.
We need you to grab everything you can.
Only what you can carry. We need to get you inside immediately.
The virus is in.
All we can do now is... pray.
- Delivery complete. Engage. - Delivery complete. It's a go!
Eagle One. Fox three.
Gentlemen, this is it.
Come on, come on, come on.
Virus ineffective. Disengage.
- Get your people out. - Disengage.
Rear flank, followsuit.
Hold on, Command.
- I want another shot at it. - Sir, I strongly recommend you disengage.
Eagle One. Fox three.
- Direct hit! - It's a hit! Squadron leaders, fire at will!
Fire at will!
We're going in. Squadron leaders, take flight.
- Eagle Six at seven. - Eagle Five at three.
Eagle One. Fox two.
Eagle Twenty! Fox two!
Evasive manoeuvres! Squadron leaders, evasive manoeuvres!
Prepare to engage!
All right, Mr President! Here we go!
All right, baby. I've gotcha!
Payback's a bitch, ain't it?
OK. Job's done. Let's go home.
Gladly.
What's up?
It's stuck.
- What? - It's not responding. It's stuck.
Try it again.
Come on, come on!
Come on, come on! lnside!
- Go to the elevator! - Hurry!
Steve! Steve!
- What are you doin'? - They're overriding the system.
Oh, shit!
Um... Hide.
Everybody hold someone's hand. Hold hands.
Come on in.
I'm not Jewish.
Nobody's perfect.
God! Where are they?
This could be our last night on Earth.
I don't wanna die a virgin.
If we do, we'll both die virgins.
But at least we'll be together.
Are you scared?
Me, too.
Eagle Seven, fox two.
Eagle Three, fox two.
We're running out of missiles, sir. We're not causing enough damage.
It's directly over us.
They're preparing to fire their primary weapon!
Then let's take it out before it takes us out.
Target at 12 o'clock!
My God! They're everywhere!
- Bandits on our tail! Locked on! - I see 'em.
Squadron leaders, I want a weapons check!
You're outta time! You've gotta disable it now!
I'm in range. Locking on.
I've got tone. Eagle One, fox two!
That is a negative impact.
That is an N1. Negative impact.
I'm out of missiles. Eagle Two!
I'm on it.
Oh, Jesus!
- Sir, all missiles have been fired. - Outta time! Get your ass outta there!
- We're not done yet! - Get as far away as you can!
Doesn't anyone have any missiles left?
Sorry I'm late, Mr President!
I got hung up back there!
- Pilot, you armed? - Armed and ready, sir!
I'm packin'!
- Who is that guy? - Put him on speaker.
- Pilot, identify yourself. - It's me!
Russell Casse, sir.
I told you I wouldn't let you down!
Just keep those guys off me for a fewmore seconds, will ya?
OK. Echo Niner, Echo Seven, take flanking positions. Look after this guy, OK?
All right, boys. Let's give Mr Casse some cover!
Gentlemen! Let's plough the road!
We'll draw them off and it's all yours!
Oh-ho! Look out! Comin' through!
I've got tone.
Eagle Twenty. Fox two.
It's jammed.
It won'tfire.
Dammit!
Do me a favour.
Tell my children... I love them very much.
All right, you alien assholes!
In the words of my generation,...
..up yours!
Dad! What's he doing?
Come on, baby!
Come on, baby, come on!
Good luck, buddy.
Hello, boys! I'm back!
He did it!
The son of a bitch did it!
All right!
What your father did was very brave.
You should be proud of him.
I am.
We know how to take 'em out, General. Spread the word.
Get on the wire to every squadron around the world.
Tell them how to bring those sons of bitches down.
What do you think?
Checkmate.
Well, it's funny. I always thought things like these would kill me.
It's been a pleasure.
Steve, you too.
Only one thing left to do.
Ready?
Yes, sir.
Hey, all right! Look at us!
Take a look at the earthlings. Goodbye!
- Y'all take care. Nothing but love for ya! - Goodbye!
Do you think they know what's about to happen?
Oh, not a chance in hell. Good night!
Peace!
We're loose. Can you get us outta here in 30 seconds?
I ain't heard no fat lady!
Forget the fat lady. Drive us outta here!
- They're chasing us. - Oh, really. You think?
- Oh, that was a hit. I took a hit. - We're not hit! Stop side-seat driving!
Left, left! Tunnel, tunnel! Exit left!
- Where the hell do you think I'm goin'? - OK, OK. We're...
- They're closing up on us. - Shut up, shut up!
Go faster, must go faster, must go faster. Go, go, go, go, go!
Ahhhhh!
Ohhh!
Elvis has left the building!
Thank you very much.
Oh, I love you, man.
They're goin' down all over the world, Tom. We got 'em beat.
How about our two delivery boys? Any word from them?
We lost contact with Captain Hiller and Levinson nearly 20 minutes ago.
Hold it!
Hold on, sir. I've got something on radar.
Sorry, sir.
- Good job. - Thank you.
- Well done, Captain. - Yes, sir. Thank you, sir.
David...
Not bad.
Thank you, Mr President.
Not too bad at all.
Oh, so this is healthy?
Oh... I could get used to it.
Happy Fourth of July, Daddy.
Same to you, Munchkin.
Didn't I promise you fireworks?
Yeah.